FRAK YEAH 30 ROCK!

secondhandjoy:

cheia:

Jay Leno: You’re known for wearing glasses. Are you nearsighted or farsighted?
Tina Fey: Well, I mostly need them… to look cool. So I’m kinda nerd-sighted.

- The Jay Leno Show 29.10.2009

crabcakes:

cheia:

Floyd: Liz?
Liz: Floyd, I didn’t see you there.
Floyd: Wow. You look great.
Liz: Do I? I’m pretty tired from playing as hard as I work.
Pete: Okay, now. Bring up 23. And give me some air.
Liz: My key.
Floyd: Thank you. Thank you so much for doing this. Hey, can I take you out to dinner tonight? You know, maybe we hit that barbecue place you puked at.
Liz: Ha, you’ll have to be more specific
[Floyd laughs.]
Liz: HAHAHA!
Floyd: Well, I’ll see you back at your place.
—
Liz: Somebody get me out of this dress. I can’t breathe!

- 30 Rock, 2x14 Sandwich Day

cold-campbells:

cheia:

Liz Lemon: Season 3 prettiness/craziness; part 3.
(part 1; part 2)

paper-flowers:

cheia:

Tracy: Hey, Jackie D. What’s wrong? You’re not you’re usual giggly self.
Jenna: If you’ve got a problem, you found the right people.
Jack: Okay, I have a problem. It needs to be communicated to Lemon that if she wants to play business, I’m more than happy to play with her. But as she saw earlier today, Business!Jack does not play gentle.
Jenna: Are you as turned on as I am right now? [Tracy nods.]
Jack: Lemon has a decision to make. She can either be crushed by me…
Jenna: Ahh!
Jack: … or she can suck in her stomach, and crawl back through the tiny crack I’ve left for her in the proverbial door. You think you can pass that along?
Jenna: Aha!

- 30 Rock, 4x05 The Problem Solvers

(via benjyie)

Jack: The guy who came up with this thing for Arsenio Hall wants to create a signature arm gesture for our talk show. I was thinking something like this…

- 30 Rock, 4x05 The Problem Solvers

fuckyeahlizlemon:

cheia:

Liz: Okay, here’s one. You can have the powers of Superman for an entire year, but you can only have one sexual partner for the rest of your life.
Jack: Two questions: Must I live by Superman’s moral code and will the sex-woman get older?
Liz: Yes and yes.
Jack: Forget it. No deal. [he moves the candle] I don’t want your sleeve to catch on fire.
Liz: Why would my sleeve catch on fire? … Ahaha. You know me well, sir.
Jack: I often know what you’re going to do before you do it.
Both: What am I gonna do next?
Jack: Speaking of which, I made some calls and there’s interest in a Dealbreakers talk show with you hosting.
Liz: Spit take! Are you serious?
Jack: Absolutely. You’re becoming a commodity. I say we book the studio, shoot the pilot and take it from there. What do you think?
Liz: Wow, okay. Let’s do it.
Both: I knew you would say yes, Lemon.

- 30 Rock, 4x05 The Problem Solvers

betternovembers:

Jenna: Wait, hang on, our t-shirts are wrong.  Do you want to switch where we’re standing or switch our t-shirts?
Tracy: Just to be safe, we should do both.

- 30 Rock, 4x05 The Problem Solvers

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM? THEN CALL THE PROBLEM… SOLVERS!

- 30 Rock, 4x05 The Problem Solvers

- 30 Rock, 4x05 The Problem Solvers

- 30 Rock, 4x05 The Problem Solvers

calikalie:

Hello, fellow human being. Would you like to ask me what time it is?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

You look regular. Could I get your name? Is it Pedro? Is it Craigford? Is it Swimming?

Are you a pre-op transcentaur?

Excuse me, do you have change for a $10,000 bill?

I would like some chicken nuggets, a beer, and some of my wife’s rice to stay.

Excuse me, sir, do you want to hold hands with a black millionaire?

Does anyone want to be my friend? I’M NORMAL!

30 Rock, 4x01 Season 4